You know you’re from Wisconsin when

 

• • you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
  • you have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
  • you have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana,German Fest, Irish Fest or all of the above.
  • your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightshirt.
  • the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
  • driving is better in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow
  • Most sweatshirts you own are either red and white or green and gold.
  • you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned all in the same week.
  • FFA was the most popular club in high school.
  • you have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
  • cheese is an important staple in your diet.
  • you owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
  • you refer to the Packers as “we.”
  • You know what knee high by 4^th of July means
  • The local gas station sells bait.
  • you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

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